Saving Silverman is nothing but a washed up, PG-13 wanna-be
version of There’s Something About Mary. The grotesque jokes and
the sexual humor just don’t work. The sad thing about today’s society is
that anyone can get away with ripping off a movie. More than likely,
Saving Silverman will do well at the box-office, but in a few years no one
will remember it. However, Columbia Pictures isn’t trying to make a
decent film, it's just trying to cash in on other gross-out comedies such
as There’s Something About Mary and American Pie.
The performances by Jason Biggs and Amanda Peet
are foul. Biggs is still in a time loop, trying to replay American Pie
fame over and over again. At least this time around he isn’t some high
school geek as in Pie, or a college geek as in Loser. No, this
time around he’s a 20-something geek who just happens to stumble upon
dominatrix Amanda Peet who plays her part boredom. We can’t blame her.
Apparently both Biggs and Peet were in desperate need of a paycheck when
they signed up. This movie is quite deleterious to their already fragile
careers.
The two sidekicks, Jack Blackand Steven Zahn,
should be shot and hung for attempting to act, let alone entertain. This
just shows that some people would do anything to get in to a movie. For
example, Black tries to light a fart and scorches the bodily hair on his
lower appendage (and for no reason at all he mentions he has a third
testicle) and Zahn attempts to give himself oral pleasure. Have they no
shame?! It’s as if the two are trying to outdo each other in stupid
antics. For the love of Buddha, yank these two from the picture!
The only person who seems to survive from this
wretched movie is Amanda Detmer, who steers clear away from the vulgarity
(maybe its because she plays a Nun). Saving Silverman’s premise is about
Biggs, whose life changes after he meets Amanda Peet. Soon, Biggs is not
allowed to hang out with his buddies anymore, and is forced to adapt to
Peet’s life. Realizing how much of a wreck Bigg’s is in, Beavis and
Butthead, err, I mean, Black and Zahn kidnap Peet and try t hook him up
with Detmer... who is about to become a Nun. By the end of the movie, all
it took was for Detmer to admit she loves Biggs and Neil Diamond to sing a
song. Had they figured this out an hour-and-a-half ago, they would have
spared us the pain of seeing the rest.
It looks like the producers took the
screenwriter, placed him in a burlap bag and beat him until he came up
with this cinematic piece of crap. But then again, you get what you pay
for.
Poor Silverman needs more than Neil Diamond to be
saved from this bomb of a movie! GRADE: D-
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